I never understood asking for the moon with one of these lawsuits. The key is find the highest monetary value at which Chipotle would conclude paying her off is wiser than going to court.

Also, if he's Jewish, he's actively participated in the mass extermination of Jewish-Americans.

Well, it's fake for a reason, right? Presumably he betrayed his country to gain power & committed entirely to assuming a new identity. Discarding a Jewish surname would be in line with that & more about survival than ambition.

One of my favorite lines of all-time is this one from Robert Smigel as Triumph (paraphrasing, probably): "Bonnaroo is the sound Scooby Doo makes when he climaxes."

Tagomi is the protagonist. His complicated loyalties make him much more interesting than Juliana and certainly Frank. John Smith's complicated loyalties make him interesting as well, but he's in no way sympathetic.

It's overrated, whatever it is…………………………………… -actual world leader, not pretend

I just want his ellipses to get longer and longer until they're 140 characters.

Also losers: Bryan, Bork, Burr, Buchanan.

3 outta 4 ain't bad.

Easily.

Rush cockblocking Gene Simmons is a thought that will keep me warm on this wintry Saturday.

"lowkey Mariah Carey" was clearly meant to be spelled "Loki Mariah Carey."

That clip hurts to watch. It hurts a lot.

Isn't Jason Bateman's "Arrested Development" good will exhausted by now?

Don't you mean a superhero movie?

Mooby'd.

OK, not literally.

Isn't "supported by celebrities" different than "celebrities turned politicians?"

The retooling of the original Match Game was very successful. Exception rather than the rule, for certain, though.

Or will, I hope.