Schwarzenegger is an incredibly successful self-marketer but based on an actual foundation of talent and accomplishments.

He couldn't get away now with things he said about Tito Santana, Junkyard Dog, etc. Vince McMahon should really take the blame for that. The same McMahon whose wife - the one who so happened to donate $6M to the Trump campaign - has been made Administrator of the SBA (ironic in itself). Funny how that worked.

The original concept faded over the years, but Schwarzenegger, as a broker of meaningful power and being in a position to grant opportunities, is light years ahead of pre-presidential Trump.

By population and importance to national success, it is.

As an announcer, the Jesse Ventura character frequently referred to wrestlers by racial stereotypes in the 1980s. How much of that was theater vs. reality is unknown; he passed it off as entertainment and part of his job for the WWF. Ventura has virulently denounced the Confederate Flag and supported the Minnesota…

Sadly, you're right. We as a national laughed when two of the stars of "Predator" became governors of the 1st- and 21st-most populous states. Now we'd love to have the level of competence of either (more so Schwarzenegger than Ventura, for sure) to occupy the Oval Office.

Something my mom actually said over the holidays: "What entrepreneurial experience does Arnold have?"

His casting in this role is so odd. "Pumping Iron"-era Arnold preferred big actual dicks rather than figurative ones.

Celebrity Apprentice Viewership is Collateral Damage Following Trump's Departure, Signaling End of Days for Series

They actually reversed progress via the birther movement. And now that a black man with a foreign-sounding name is an ex-president, the movement can start anew.

Omarosa had the job for 10 minutes until Tyra Banks's agent returned the call.

"Megyn" is the Lilith Fair-era spelling of "Megan."

It seems sad and fitting that a feminist/LGBTQ+ icon whose most famous quote included the word "hope" should perish in 2016.

"Frank Frink is born, again, hard."
"Frank Frink is born again, hard."
"Frank Frink is born, again hard."

THE RED CAPES ARE YAWNING

Brendan Fraser punched my horse in the mouth. I know how menacing he can be.

One Martha. Two Marthas?!? Oh, my medication….

Carrie Fisher is in some difficulty right now. http://q13fox.com/2016/12/2…

Julian Edelman: Wide Receiver/Podiatrist.

Sienna Grace > Sienna Miller