2000 is not this century. I'll be that guy today.

Who doesn't?

True, but I think they're the "Redblacks," which reads more like a homage to the Australian rugby team rather than a slur. It's a dumb name, though. I thought every team in the CFL was nicknamed Roughriders. Like it was Canadian law.

Originally, I think so, but the first 3 finalists were released all had "Hawks" in the name, which is fucking stupid beyond belief, given that it infringes upon the Blackhawks, currently the most popular U.S. NHL team brand. At least it would be a non-racist version of "Hawks."

Or Memphis Grizzlies. New Orleans Jazz was the only singular/abstract team name that worked.

Racism is its own bad sports team category. Predators belongs in a category with Blue Jackets and Texans. Then there's the Magic, Lightning, Thunder, Heat and Wild. Horrible.

Fear Girls and the Walking Dead That way we can give Lena Dunham some much needed publicity.

Kirsten Dunst is only 34 and likely physically imposing to Kevin Hart.

At least the lemonade stays hard when you see Chris Hansen is waiting for you in a kitchen.

The Predators get caught and stopped from playing before May, most years.

Nostalgia for watching a TV show about nostalgia.

Depends on who you ask.

"…appreciated his commitment to top-shelf lube."

Everyone drink a shot of Boyz12 in salute.

Let's see if baseball can make it through the 21st century.

Album cover: A+

OK, now this one… nah.

Hell yeah. Cocaine + unprotected sex.

***transgender, not transgendered. It might seem like a hair-splitting, overly sensitive PC complaint, but it makes all the difference in the world to some lovely people I know.

He's got an incredibly racist sister, too.