I wish I could turn around those mirrored lenses so Simmons would have to look at an asshole all day.

Sarah Palin has some atypically enlightened thoughts about Prince Spaghetti Night?

Different headline, a little rewording and this is an Onion article.

…"there’s an assemblage of nervy soundscapes, riven through with rhythms both languid and icily pulsing, that evoke a melancholic sensibility."

Jonny Greenwood-Hargitay.

I never tire of watching that in my mind.

Is it still kvetching over fucking girls who should be way out of his league?

I also want to go to there.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Speaking more from a pure ROI POV rather than quality. It seems somewhat lost in the shuffle of this summer's major releases. It could be a perfectly fine movie but if the word-of-mouth isn't great & can't stave off a huge drop after opening weekend, then a 3rd sequel might not be a slam dunk. Star Trek films don't do…

I'm not saying it's not an accomplishment but, c'mon now… is it worth broadcasting to strangers?

I can understand those or the ultra-marathoners. It's the 13.1 stickers that are hilarious.

You mean the true spirit of Ma Kent/Superman isn't captured in a "you don't owe these people shit, fuck 'em" paradigm?

Which can almost be forgiven due to Tilda Swinton's awesomeness, but yeah, ridiculous choice.

Casting has been absolutely brilliant in the MCU.

Star Trek 4 = Best possible title. Am I the only one who thinks this is going to bomb and there will be no Star Trek 4? The series can reinvent itself in any number of ways through Netflix/Hulu series if CBS/Paramount doesn't fuck it up (they will with their new proprietary network bullshit).

Porn parody: Tubman Thumpin'

The disembodied arm… the disembodied arm.

Vernon Jordan

Dennis Hopper wows and delights as Torgo!