Hillary Clinton

True story: my sister changed her name to Fairuza after this movie came out.*

"Why did you choose to be gay?" —my mom, probably.

Always traces of him left behind.

Why aren't they? The basketball program has engaged in academic fraud for a very long time. It's an open secret in North Carolina.

Can I ask why not?

It's not like Radiohead to be esoteric merely for the sake of it. Odd.

Anal sex joke.

INFERTILITY HOUSE!

Not to get off topic, but I'll only give them my funny paper.

Rob Thomas kept his writing smooth despite being somewhat unwell.

How will I know if the filmmakers are thinking of me?

Looks like the lifeguard uniforms have gotten even less practical in the last 20 years…

How will I know if either's worth watching?

On Master of None? He's supposed to be awkward and stilted but endearing. Sadly enough I've met at least have a dozen guys in Portland who are exactly like him.

Mayor Ebert. Emmerich is so sly.

"Well… where am I? I really don't know."

Master of None might make you warm up to Eric a bit.

Can't one of these superhero movies just go gay & fabulous as fuck? Just once? For me?

But that's kind of what's so badass. "I'm wearing a completely impractical costume that seems best suited for the bedroom, but I'm still going to kill you dead if you fuck with me."