There's a bathroom on the right!

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Thought for sure this was going to be a guy.

That's just self-promotion and vanity. The WHCD is about the executive branch patting the fourth estate on the head and thanking it for its fawning obedience.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED ("R" is backwards).

That image FTW. With friction.

If you can find a more appalling, reprehensible and disgusting circle jerk than the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, I'd like to rent it.

This doesn't really reflect how warm it is on the west coast. 12:15 PM is not the warmest time of day in the Pacific NW (Portland), for instance. It's 60 degrees right now at 5 PM, about 5 degrees warmer than a few hours ago. For all 25 days in April the high temperature has above average. Every single one of them &…

I thought Duchovny already played a drag queen this year.

I've never watched or read Game of Thrones. Is my life the poorer for it? My guess is no.

Fap to the Future is a fantastic porn parody name.

Watched BvS over the weekend. All the hate is deserved. What a shitty piece of shit. What an incredibly lazy way to introduce the other members of the Justice League. Are we, as the audience, supposed to be interested—save invested—in characters that are showcased as little more than YouTube clips? For fuck's sake.

After all the trailers, it kinda seems like we've seen the entire movie by now, right?

I am aware. I just love Disqus markup too much to resist.

NEWSWIRE: Scarlett Johansson to play The Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald in new bio-sink.

Meanwhile the ampersand sits at home waiting for his phone to ring.

Sorry, 6 Inch Daddy Lessons.

Preceded by Milk, Milk, followed by Round the Corner, Fudge is Made.

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