They had their moments but weren't as consistently funny as Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank.

Re: Time Chasers - One of these days, I'm going to get a Castleton t-shirt.

I like to call any electronic device I don't recognize an interocitor.

Cal…I farted.

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank was awesome solely because of Raul Julia's presence. Every time I watch it I wonder how he ended up there.

IPA

He also made a cute cannibal in Cannibal.

Mine was John Travolta in Grease. Hey, I didn't know any better.

I always felt that I Love Lucy was kind of set up like this. Desi was a suave, handsome Cuban with a rockin' orchestra at a glitzy cabaret. Lucy was an unstable, face-pulling neurotic mess. But she wasn't schlubby, so maybe she gets a pass.

Unless that vagina is attached to a pregnant lady. If so, let me tell you, it's hijinks ahoy.

How am I supposed to write if my nail polish isn't dry yet?

Talk about death panels!

I have a similar question - can I get a guarantee from Mad Men that my role will somehow involve being one of Don Draper's one night stands? The scene does not have to make it to air.

The elderly get a pass on running people over with their cars.

oh god.

If you slap him, you'll choke in a cloud of dust.

To be fair, hydrangeas are for peasants.

I have it for free for a year, as well. It was offered to us with no prompting whatsoever when we called  Comcast with a routine question.

I don't know, but I had an almost-sneeze while I was reading this very article. Coincidence…or…coincidence?

I think it's a valid question, although I agree that that it doesn't have to be strictly one way or the other. At this point, the Latino demographic is pretty varied when it comes to those of us who came to the US from Latin America (so we bring with us the cultural references from our respective countries) and those…