I'm Puerto Rican, and I definitely notice the heavily-Mexican tilt of Univision. I've had conversations about this with other PR friends, and we all seem to concur that non-Mexican audiences don't seem to count for much with them. I rarely find myself watching Univision because while I have no problem with watching…

Bill Hicks once told Jim Belushi he was the superior Belushi, and to never let anyone tell him any different.

I believe the children are our future, and some of the will grow up to be the next Larry the Cable Guy.

Should've gone with Billy Squier

I, too, was an antisocial teenager who used to do a lot of crossword puzzles.

I think a newborn is, in all reality, still a fetus until it's like 3 months old.

Sometimes I think I should quit the cursing habit before I have my baby, but I have a feeling that some of his first words will be "for fuck's sake" and "shithead". He'll also have a pretty solid grasp of Spanish curse words at an early age, but hopefully all the gringos where I live won't notice.

I remember it only because it was the movie I went to see on my first date ever. On the way to the theater we passed the scene of a car accident. There was a dead body on the road. It was quite a night.

"but then you had that scene where Roman rips into her looks, which just
doesn't work (frat guys do that shit. Geeks not so much.) Constance and
the boss are great though."

I think the problem is that, for him, the "right role" is pretty narrow.

I'd avoid a an ad by a guy who claimed to never watch TV. It translates to "insufferable".

So glad I'm not alone.

Yeah, Sharon Stone wore a Gap tshirt under a Valentino something or other to the Oscars and blew people's miiiiiiinds.

I'm amazed it took this long for the Justin Timberlake injection to be referenced.

if Breaking In is bland and gormless, then yes.

Not even Hulk Hugan could experience Andre the Giant's passinoate embrace, and survive.

everyone knows loose shoulder strap = sexy

Are you ok?

Wait….we've forgotten about beautiful women? Did that happen?

Seriously, she always looks like she's been drugged. I think the authorities should look into this.