never forget.

I'm not disappointed in Sammy Hagar, because I never expected anything from him in the first place.

Someone hasn't mastered phonetics.

I only wear skorts, with polo shirts tucked neatly into them.

The government should do something about the wind, it's a menace. It should also do something about the sun shining too brightly in your eyes while you're driving. It's just not right.

She was hilarious on the MTM Show, even if she wasn't a main character. And while not my favorite Golden Girl (Sofia!), she was still funny and engaging in it. So lay off!

I've hated Tom Hanks ever since he called his wife his "lover" during his Oscars acceptance speech for Philadelphia.

I don't know…she is the only surviving Golden Girl, which can only mean one thing: she had them systematically murdered.

Can we get back to the masturbating?

Coward indeed - the bar was raised by the dude who peed on the 11 year old a few days ago. Depardieu should up his game or he might as well just piss into his pants-leg while drunkenly swaying on a streetcorner.

The insurance company will probably find a way to classify this as an "act of God" in order to get out of paying anything.

War Games - The TV Series. With Matthew Broderick as the new Dabney Coleman

Was it supposed to make my palm hairy?

Smurfs 2: Electric Blue Smurf Poo

I'm especially interested in the Systems Analyst's take.

I'd like to do what I can tp pitch in should it ever come to this. I don't have many marketable skills, but I do hear there is a robust market for used women's socks on Ebay. (There is also a market for used underwear but I'm too shy to go there. Sorry AV Club.)

I find Dexter to be kind of like torture porn, and that's just not my bag.

I watch Weeds because I hate myself, and must be punished.

It's not that jelly is completely clear, but it does have a tiny bit more translucency than jam.

Tony Flair is correct about the jam/jelly/preserve controversy.