This is, sadly, true. When I was a teenager back in the olden days of the early 90's, Seventeen magazine put a regular looking girl in a bikini on one of their covers. They were thinking that teens would relate to her and feel empowered or whatever, to see someone who looked like them. The next issue, they printed an…

Did I say it makes it better? It explains that this isn't an actual person that doesn't spend time with his actual kids because of bold flavors, since the way the comment was written seemed to indicate the poster didn't know this.

I'm wondering if the gap between Dadboner and his kids could be bridged with some Doreets.

You're aware this is a Twitter persona and not a real guy?

Never Funny in Philadelphia?! Buuuuuuurn!

Is this roommate law, that someone has to have a giant poster of someone's face? Mine had Audrey Hepburn staring into the Tiffany's window aimed right at my bed. It was the first thing I woke up to every day which ok, wasn't terrible, but now I can't see that picture without associating it with waking up in a panic 5…

Is this roommate law, that someone has to have a giant poster of someone's face? Mine had Audrey Hepburn staring into the Tiffany's window aimed right at my bed. It was the first thing I woke up to every day which ok, wasn't terrible, but now I can't see that picture without associating it with waking up in a panic 5…

That would be a good submission for that one website where people post their roommates' angry notes that I'm too lazy to go find the actual name of.

That would be a good submission for that one website where people post their roommates' angry notes that I'm too lazy to go find the actual name of.

@avclub-bf3eb25e65e1f87dab76829f15a0907a:disqus : Not to speak for @Scrawler2:disqus , but I think that for some women, that kind of in-your-face male display of sexuality can  elicit some strong and unexpected feelings. I've noticed that when people don't know what to do with those kinds of feelings, a common…

@avclub-bf3eb25e65e1f87dab76829f15a0907a:disqus : Not to speak for @Scrawler2:disqus , but I think that for some women, that kind of in-your-face male display of sexuality can  elicit some strong and unexpected feelings. I've noticed that when people don't know what to do with those kinds of feelings, a common…

Well, but then that argument leads to the idea that all non-white characters are there because of tokenism, and there should only be rally good reason to have them there.

Well, but then that argument leads to the idea that all non-white characters are there because of tokenism, and there should only be rally good reason to have them there.

Yes, please, make grand pronouncements on how to raise kids right. Also, please come to wild conclusions based on that one sentence that person said.

Yes, please, make grand pronouncements on how to raise kids right. Also, please come to wild conclusions based on that one sentence that person said.

All of her replies sound like the kind of BS you spew when you know someone called you out, correctly. "But we're not supposed to attack each other!" is the argument of last resort.

All of her replies sound like the kind of BS you spew when you know someone called you out, correctly. "But we're not supposed to attack each other!" is the argument of last resort.

Stop pretending to do things on the internet, and go drink and sob in real life!

Stop pretending to do things on the internet, and go drink and sob in real life!

larry is indeed not a child's name. You know what is? Mort.