Air actual therapy sessions. They'll never run out of material.

I thought it was implied that I was referring to real presidents. Although we still have time to elect Kevin Kline.

Jon Hamm is very talented, I'm sure he does all of his own vomiting.

I'd pay to see a presidential rom-com.

Yeah, this one was pretty awful.

She's not gay, she just has big hands.

I always re-watch episodes of Archer just because I know I didn't catch everything the first time.

You don't have to yell, I don't have ear cancer.

It's "loser", loser.

I need this to be made into a trailer. Make it so.

She ruined Invention of Lying, in my opinion, especially with her unbearable mugging.

So…do I have a stash in my 5 lb bag of Russetts?

I read that Natalie Portman danced ballet as a young'un, which wouldn't make her a prima ballerina now but would have given her a pretty decent start in terms of the basics. That along with the point made above that her performance is actually cobbled together from different takes, and its not too farfetched that a…

I hear the internet sells things now.

I want him back as Senor Chang. I think that is the best use for that character. It would be funny to see him return to his power-hungry ways, but knowing what a pathetic person he really is.

You must shop at International Male.

What I remember about Puck was that he was covered in oozing scabs, and he liked to stick his scabby bugger fingers in the peanut butter.

I admit, I liked her on AOTS too.

Just having that show on in the background made me feel tense and angry. For 2 reasons, I think: 1) I haaaaate the woman who plays the "normal" one (sorry, I can't even bring myself to know the character names. She's the one who isn't Olivia Munn or the Waitress), and 2) it bugged me how the show is set in Portland…

I am fine with Outsourced now that it's on at 10:30, since I'm too old to stay up that late to watch TV on a weeknight, anyway. For me, it might as well not exist.