This is an attempt to make a lazy buck off of Latinos, because we're all popular and desirable now.

I want a Puerto Rican to run for president if only to see how many people will start to bleat "NOT A CITIZEN!!!1!!"

I would argue that second generation Latinos are still a little too close to their family's country of origin to find any of this stuff even rem0tely appealing. I have met 3rd and even 4th generation latinos who are really removed from their ancestral culture, but still hang on to some Latino identity. And I could see…

I love Archer, but Venture Brothers is definitely a more well-rounded, better-written show. Not to say Archer isn't well-written, but Venture Brothers is just that much better. In my absolutely non-biased opinion (ahem).

It was discovered that a small typographical mistake was made in the documents making Hawaii a state, so now no one born there is a US citizen. Oops.

Tim won't stop until we all agree that he is right. We are all on the internet, and we are al wrong, so clearly he has his work cut out for him.

I'd be really wary of what I'd find up America's ass. We don't have the healthiest diet.

She learned a valuable lesson, and she learned it early in life - YouTube commenters are shitheads.

Glee is mediocre tripe, but whatever, there's a lot of that. What makes me hate Glee is the reach it has, and how it takes music and makes it suck. That a Glee rendition of a song makes it onto the charts makes me mad, even if I didn't care about the original song in the first place. So, in conclusion, yeah, fuck that…

You can tell that Ben has a crush on Leslie, but Leslie doesn't seem to reciprocate. Someone earlier said that he seems to be squarel yin the Friend Zone, and I agree with that. Although, Leslie has been pretty busy and stressed out during the whole time Ben has been in town, so perhaps after the Harvest Festival is…

The "What? You think maybe Luka…no, wait…but maybe…he did say….no, can't be" had me rolling. I liked that with each moment where she pretends to change her mind, she turns her head a different direction.

I've always been vehement and annoying, don't see why I should stop now.

People do pay for it. Perhaps you missed the bit that mentions that federal money accounts for all of 2% of their budget.

This is all just gearing up to 2012, when the Tea Baggers (because the Republican Party really is now the Tea Party) can say "Look at all the thrifty, money-saving solutions we put forth, and the Democrats just didn't listen!" There is zero substance to any of this, it's all meant for electioneering purposes next year.

Yes…now, I am sure, Republicans are ready to settle down and start makin' some jobs!

Pegg Me, Frosty

Remember being a kid, and not having to wear a seat belt because no one gave a shit about seat belts? Remember riding your bike without a helmet, and falling down and getting a head wound? And if your parents smoked, they smoked in the car while you either gagged on the smoke, or inhaled it deeply, thinking "Mmmmm,…

I know, that was skillfully done. Women's worldview is just….different nowadays. Yes, that's the word.

I'm on board with McNugget, because nugget is inherently funnier, as a word, than rib.

Thousands of years from now, 16 million people will learn they are descended from Sarah Palin.