probably more ulcer than man at this point
That was my favorite line, very vivid in its economy of words. Really takes me there.

I knew I shouldn't have asked this crowd.

He looks like he should be the lead singer of Toto.

Yay. What do I get?

Norm MacDonald would be an inspired choice. So there's no chance of it.

They didn't try anything. All they did was react. "Oh, so we are getting criticized for being old fogeys? Um, ok, here's 2 young people to host." What the hell are 2 young hosts going to do with Bruce Villanch material? Or with a show structure that is still geared toward old fogeyness? Or with old fart producers who…

I feel bad for her on how this is all being spun. She was drunk, but she was a passenger in car that was being erratically driven by her drunk boyfriend. Yeah, it's dumb to let a drunk person drive you around, but she didn't do anything wrong or illegal. Even the cops said so.

I take it to mean that Noel was ovulating 14 days or so after his last periods. If he isn't ovulating regularly I would urge him to see his OB/GYN.

I agree…when this came out Jim Carrey was *huge* due to his Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber style of comedy. I think with comedians, especially, if something they do gets massively popular, people don't allow them to stray from the formula at all. And this was a departure, for sure. I saw this in the theater and I…

It's not just Clarkson. I believe it was Hammond who just recently, during a bit about how different countries' cars would resemble the actual countries, said that Mexican cars would be lazy and flatulent. And that Mexican food is like "refried sick".

Nothing is worse than James Taylor. Nothing.

Her whole acceptance "speech" sounded horribly fake to me.

It's O for Oscar the Grouch, because this whole thing will stink like garbage.

I am in total agreement with i like hot dogs (even though I, myself, do not like hot dogs), and find the "Kindle will kill literacy" argument absolutely facile.

The one where I live closed just before Christmas, which was pretty awesome timing. Everythign was at least 40% off.

I think this is actually my fault - I just got a Kindle last month.

It's a stunning combination of brilliant simplicity and Adolph Hitler.

Eva Braun, interestingly, was also highly concerned with children's nutrition. She led the charge to fatten up the children of Bavaria, in order to combat the hunger problem that plagued the Black Forest's elderly population.

I get instantly lazy after whoopie-ing, so if dinner is afterwards it had better be something delivered, or waiting for me nearby. As for GI issues - I had never thought about that. It's never been an issue, especially since I know which foods give me GI distress. I'm not going to cram a bacon double cheeseburger down…

I thought you meant Heinrich Ignaz Franz Biber, who thrilled the tweens of Bohemia with his provocative violin solos.