H E double-hockey-sticks would have been more age appropriate.

But I am not a Mr., so I won't.

I want to change my username to Mr. Horatio W. Jamison, Field Secretary to Captain Spaulding

It wasn't really about ripping on Star Wars, though. Darth Vader is a character that is easily recognizable, so when the kid starts trying to do his mind control thing, it sets up the premise immediately. The fact that the kid's face is covered by a mask prevents it from devolving into "kid makes cute for the camera"…

I learned the Canadian anthem lyrics from the South Park movie soundtrack.

I'm pretty sure I hear Auto Tune in the beginning, but cranked up to make that robot effect.

But do they know what a reaming is?

I propose America, from West Side Story. Because I do like to live in America!

Beyonce sang every song with a look on her face that said, "Wow, tomorrow everyone will be talking about how talented I am!"

Women's Lib: It makes men effeminate!

Actually, not "almost". It does remind me of that. Stupid superfluous adverbs.

It almost reminds me of what a modern TV version of Nancy Drew would be like.

Apatow was coming from an "I'll show YOU" place of righteous outrage. You don't laugh with righteous outrage, you laugh *at* it.

I enjoyed this article too, and would like to propose a show idea for this channel. It's $400 a Day with Rachael Ray, where she only has a budget of $400 for meals, and in order to meet that goal she stiffs the servers on tips just like she does on $40 a Day.

I didn't think it was a "ha ha trannies" joke…I saw the joke being on a medication that rushes the transgendering process, but obviously because it works so fast, it doesn't work very well.

Until age 6 I liked white rice and ketchup. Then one day my mom served it to me, I looked at it, and I was immediately repulsed.

The volume on the commericals in movie theaters make me physically uncomfortable. It's really unnerving.

All those kudus must have been very flusterating. Or so says my illiterate coworker.

Women are also good for not dating you.

Frank Zappa made it ok when he sang, "Ladies you can be an asshole too".