I was finding your comments unbearably smug and unnecessarily aggressive, but now I'm pretending that you're a drunk Aaron Sorkin, and it's hilarious.

It actually is sad, though, since Cosby's real son died in 1997.

I was surprised by how enjoyable Dream Warriors was.

The Thing is perfect. Halloween is great, but it feels like such a small movie when you consider the scope of The Thing, Escape from New York, In the Mouth of Madness, and even Prince of Darkness (which is not great, but is admirable in its ambition).

Yeah, exactly. Almost everyone in the room is on his side. Given the circumstances, I might have done what she did and just said "Sorry about that, I guess…"

I would argue that the simplicity of the Flophouse Halloween theme is hilarious, and I cracked up the first time I heard it.

I was really hoping she would make a coherent point about Dan's more asinine tendencies, but she kept going back to "You made me feel bad, and I didn't even mean what I said, but you made me feel bad." At the same time, though, I don't think it was fair of him to put her on the spot like that; she probably doesn't…

People who shout things at the end of a movie deserve a worse reputation. I can deal with a few people texting in a movie theater, but idiots declaring their opinion to the world the second the lights come up get under my skin.

Big red nope.

I thought that his vulnerability made him a more interesting villain. Sinister, unstoppable, mastermind villains are a dime a dozen (See: Star Trek Into Darkness, almost every Bond movie ever) but it's fun when you flip from feeling sorry for a villain to wanting his face to get punched to feeling sorry for him again.

Of all the hilariously stupid stories from the expanded universe, that one has to be one of the most hilariously stupid. "Guess what, guys! That stick robot you saw for two seconds in the background of Empire? Well, he ended up BEING the DEATH STAR!"

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus Nah, I buy that Scotty learned to type in elementary school or something and just hasn't used it in a while. Kids still learn handwriting and working out math problems on paper. Scotty's probably been waiting for a chance to show off his hidden old-timey typing skills.

I know a lot of people didn't like his V/H/S segment, but I loved it, especially the super creepy break-in scene. I think it didn't fit in well with the other segments, but it would stand on its own as a disturbing short film.

That was beautiful.

Aw. It did seem too perfect to be real.

The "fun" factor is key, I think. Neither company is at the top of its game right now, but Marvel is at least producing some very fun comics.

DC and Warner Bros desperately trying to figure out how to put together a Justice League movie over the past five-six years has been equally entertaining.

So does Joker get his face back in this new issue, or what?

I only just realized this, but at some point in the beginning, Gary says that over the past twenty years, he'd replaced every part of The Beast, but "other than that, it's the same old beast."

No matter what, at this point, I very much doubt that Jesse is making it to the end of the show alive.