I just started House of Leaves. I love it, but considering how little time I have for leisure reading, it will probably take me a decade to finish.

I like to think he'd enjoy Mouse Guard or Saga, but I'm probably wrong.

This is the least meta thing I've ever read, and I'm a comment on a website.

Yeah, that comment always bugged me, too. Watterson is brilliant in many ways, but he also seems like he could be a pain in the ass in some ways.

They should replace him with Jimmy Pardo.

I have never laughed as hard as I did when Ryan slammed his head into the neon lights.

I was going to submit something, then I read this and decided "fuck it, I'll never top that."

Two of the dorms at my college were converted insane asylums. I don't remember for sure, but I think the laundry room in one of them used to be a storage space for dead bodies.

I bought it at Borders back when Borders was shutting down and everything was crazy cheap. It's pretty boring and the artwork is very bland for such a silly premise.

Everyone seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhane Wallis is kind of on a manhunt, right?

I don't understand why Arrested Development wasn't just a series of soliloquies on a bare stage. All of that farce got in the way of the characters' inner angst.

I'm willing to cut Jeong a lot of slack after listening to his WTF episode. He legitimately seems like a great guy.

I want Chang to inexplicably show up as the new Spanish teacher and—for no reason—be exactly the same as his Season 1 self. The rest of the cast should never acknowledge how weird he's been for the past two years.

Every year, somebody declares that year's Oscars to be the worst Oscars ever.

And yet Alec Baldwin DIDN'T try to drop out?

Shark Girl is awesome. She should get her own comic.

I was underwhelmed by it considering how great Court of Owls was, but you're right that it's better on rereading. The story as a whole suffers a bit because it was built up to be "THE GREATEST JOKER STORY EVER TOLD JOKER IS BACK OMG SCOTT SNYDER IS WRITING JOKER" and then it was merely a pretty good Joker story with…

"I'm on vacation."

She's one of those random morlocks who just helps out Magneto occasionally. I don't think she even has any lines.

Dinklage as The Watcher would be almost as amazing.