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Chancellor Puddinghead
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Yes, this.  He looked pretty done for at the end there, and then, for no real reason, he's ok.  I thought that was pretty hackneyed myself.

@avclub-dd4b0c469c5da3d225bc29b22e4128c1:disqus I got the idea from the beginning that Mama is pretty clever for a horror story ghost.  Rather than killing machines like Freddy, Jason or (a better comparison) Samara, Mama seems to be pretty intelligent and resourceful.  She knows enough to stay hidden, keeps the kids

I know a B—— in Apartment 23 that needs some new digs. 

I know a B—— in Apartment 23 that needs some new digs. 

There are a few places in my town that have Karaoke nights, mainly because there is one company that just makes the rounds.  Some places are just fun, where drunks get drunk and drunkenly mangle the lyrics to 99 Luftballoons.  I like those places.  Then there are the other bars where it's a weird clique-y vibe of 15

Step 1: Stop going to Karaoke night at your local bar for one week.

I was thinking Carnac the Magnificent.

"…he wants to make love to the mountian."

The only good thing to come out of the Seventies was me.

ZOMBEAH EAH EAH EAH OHA OHA OHA

GTFO, please.  NO! WAIT…I meant Emma Stone!  Emma Stone!

If only…

Nobody lied to her, though.  She's not a master detective; she can just tell when people are lying.  All she saw was the cops, and she drew her own conclusions.  Pinocchio was pretty clear on the "You  can't ever see her again" clause of his plan with Boyfriend, probably because he knew she would realize something was

I think, just like in the real world, there are a bunch of people in Fairyland that are just regular people with jobs and families that just exist in the background.  Just because they didn't have stories written about them doesn't mean they didn't get caught up in the curse.  Horse stables don't clean themselves.

Not even true love’s kiss will work, although it does lead to a very creepy scene of Rumpelstiltskin kissing this sleeping woman who has no idea who he is, and she rightfully flips out.
I don't know if it got mentioned up top already, but I think the point of this scene will not be that the curse is so powerful that

But she's not an Earth character.  She's from Fairyland.  I doubt it's a delusion.  She probably spent the first 28 years of her life actually being able to tell when people were lying to her, and fully expected to be able to do so in Storybrook, but she admittedly seemed underwhelmed when she couldn't anymore, even

Just so long as nobody blames guns.

Just so I'm clear: We hate this because The Rock, or because it's based on a drawing?  I can understand The Rock, although I think that guy has legendary comic timing, but so what if it's inspired by some drawing on the internet?

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