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Chancellor Puddinghead
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Why stop there?  We should keep a national database of all illness and injury.  And while we're at it, let's keep a registry of trained medical personal, as well as their specialties.  Since we have these hypothetical lists, let's go ahead and throw in hospitals, clinics and emergency rooms, and figure out how much it

We have lots of gun restrictions, but they are weird and inconsistent from state to state, with little or no enforcement beyond a 5 day waiting period.

We have lots of gun restrictions, but they are weird and inconsistent from state to state, with little or no enforcement beyond a 5 day waiting period.

I would have gone with Well, duh, it's cursed.

I would have gone with Well, duh, it's cursed.

Absolutely.  While this is a clear case of correlation not equaling causation, there is a fairly strong case to be made that games like Call Of Duty have an effect on people already predisposed to this behavior.  It's not the video game that created the gunman, rather the gunman being drawn to this sort of video game

Absolutely.  While this is a clear case of correlation not equaling causation, there is a fairly strong case to be made that games like Call Of Duty have an effect on people already predisposed to this behavior.  It's not the video game that created the gunman, rather the gunman being drawn to this sort of video game

Want to get really depressed? All police officers killed with guns in the line of duty were trained police officers with guns.

Want to get really depressed? All police officers killed with guns in the line of duty were trained police officers with guns.

The original "Tommy Gunz In Your School" took home Honorable Mention from Cannes.

The original "Tommy Gunz In Your School" took home Honorable Mention from Cannes.

Incontrovertible proof that no one listens to Nickelback.

Incontrovertible proof that no one listens to Nickelback.

I'm still struggling with irony.  Is it ironic that, in Natural Born Killers, the media is depicted as a devil that is directly responsible for the rise and glorification of Mickey and Mallory, and now LaPierre is citing it as horrible and evil movie directly responsible for the rise and glorification of random

I'm still struggling with irony.  Is it ironic that, in Natural Born Killers, the media is depicted as a devil that is directly responsible for the rise and glorification of Mickey and Mallory, and now LaPierre is citing it as horrible and evil movie directly responsible for the rise and glorification of random

Lies!

Lies!

Somehow, that name sounds less made up. 

Somehow, that name sounds less made up. 

But it comes with a free Frogurt!