It's a reference!  I love references!

I wish I was clever enough to come up with a username like Buttfuck_McGee.

I wish I was clever enough to come up with a username like Buttfuck_McGee.

Is that J-Roc?

Is that J-Roc?

And a hankerin to do some "crimes".

And a hankerin to do some "crimes".

And the funny thing is: When I finally found out what it was, it somehow made even less sense. 

And the funny thing is: When I finally found out what it was, it somehow made even less sense. 

Bob Dole warned you all!  You should have listened to Bob Dole!

Bob Dole warned you all!  You should have listened to Bob Dole!

and that kid grew up to be….Jesus.

and that kid grew up to be….Jesus.

wtf is cursive lol

wtf is cursive lol

Why is there a picture of Eddie Izzard up there?  I swear, Phipps turns his back for five minutes….

Why is there a picture of Eddie Izzard up there?  I swear, Phipps turns his back for five minutes….

Finally, it's Mark Linn-Baker's time to shine!

Finally, it's Mark Linn-Baker's time to shine!

I was surprised to learn they had to do with stationary bicycles.  I worked at a hotel/spa about 5 years ago that was hosting a 24 hour "spin-a-thon" for charity.  I didn't know exactly what "spin" was, but I had always imagined it involved rotating in place with ribbons or something.  I thought that might be…