You are why people don't like you.

A recent study completed by the Chancellor Puddinghead Center For Hugging Random Strangers On The Street showed that charging at random strangers and offering free hugs results in ass-beatings at a whopping 97% of the time.  However, a separate poll indicated that 95% of random strangers actually enjoy free hugs, with…

A recent study completed by the Chancellor Puddinghead Center For Hugging Random Strangers On The Street showed that charging at random strangers and offering free hugs results in ass-beatings at a whopping 97% of the time.  However, a separate poll indicated that 95% of random strangers actually enjoy free hugs, with…

Shadooby

Shadooby

And miniature American Flags for others!

And miniature American Flags for others!

Yeah, he pretty much nailed it on that one.

Yeah, he pretty much nailed it on that one.

Go crazy?

Go crazy?

But those are the most detestable of CancerAIDS……

But those are the most detestable of CancerAIDS……

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Bananaphooooooooooone!

Bananaphooooooooooone!

I would like to imagine there is much dancing in the streets and a general joyful vibe like in the inside of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but it's probably grey and polluted and depressing like the outside of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

I would like to imagine there is much dancing in the streets and a general joyful vibe like in the inside of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but it's probably grey and polluted and depressing like the outside of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Keith: You were an attractive man, and I'm sure you smelled delightful.  We'll miss you, and best of luck in all your future pursuits.