Hell yeah, Multiplicity!  Starring Mark Lynn-Baker.  Have a treatment on my desk by Friday.  Or as we say around the office: Fyday.

All right, fine.  My Favorite Martian.  Anybody ever make a TV show out of that one, Smart Guy?

All right, fine.  My Favorite Martian.  Anybody ever make a TV show out of that one, Smart Guy?

Please don't freeze copies of this album for your friends. 

Please don't freeze copies of this album for your friends. 

And the heat produced by the friction of the needle.

And the heat produced by the friction of the needle.

"Wait, he's not that ginger with the funny show on FX?  Who was I thinking of again?"  —Hillary Clinton

"Wait, he's not that ginger with the funny show on FX?  Who was I thinking of again?"  —Hillary Clinton

Poorly reviewed 1990s sci-fi movie?  Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace: The Series

Poorly reviewed 1990s sci-fi movie?  Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace: The Series

Did you stand up in the theater and yell, "Oh my God, he's got the same shirt as me!" and then bask in the rapturous applause of a captivated audience? 

Did you stand up in the theater and yell, "Oh my God, he's got the same shirt as me!" and then bask in the rapturous applause of a captivated audience? 

Amelia Bedelia Poops. 

Amelia Bedelia Poops. 

Actually, yeah, probably.  The Ponies did solve a rather complicated land dispute with apple pie, but not before several adorable casualties. 

Actually, yeah, probably.  The Ponies did solve a rather complicated land dispute with apple pie, but not before several adorable casualties. 

Of course I'm going to judge a book by its cover.  I'm not going to read every book.  I'm going to have to make some rash decisions based solely on appearances, or I'm never going to get out of this damn library.

Of course I'm going to judge a book by its cover.  I'm not going to read every book.  I'm going to have to make some rash decisions based solely on appearances, or I'm never going to get out of this damn library.

No no, you see, here in England, what we call a "dick" is actually male genitalia.