Well, there is only one thing to do: Wipe out all other species in the Pacific Northwest, and wait for all the Bigfoot (bigfeet) to starve to death.  Shouldn't have any problem finding one after that.

Agreed.  I have a friend who was pretty stacked when we were in high school.  Over the years, a bad drug abuse problem caused rapid weight loss, and led to notably smaller breasts.  I was hanging out with her the other day, and she mentioned that she's been gaining weight lately, and her boobs were growning back in. …

Agreed.  I have a friend who was pretty stacked when we were in high school.  Over the years, a bad drug abuse problem caused rapid weight loss, and led to notably smaller breasts.  I was hanging out with her the other day, and she mentioned that she's been gaining weight lately, and her boobs were growning back in. …

I'd be totally ok with the theme if they'd just lose the lyrics.  The music has a unique enough sound that I would be able to recognize the show was on from another room, and can easily be shortened for syndication, but GAH those lyrics are just shitty.

I'd be totally ok with the theme if they'd just lose the lyrics.  The music has a unique enough sound that I would be able to recognize the show was on from another room, and can easily be shortened for syndication, but GAH those lyrics are just shitty.

It's also the theme song she made up for herself in the first episode, which I think adds cool points.

It's also the theme song she made up for herself in the first episode, which I think adds cool points.

I call it Tall Slut No Panties, because that shit was funny.

I call it Tall Slut No Panties, because that shit was funny.

Really?  Because I like to think of Family Guy as what happens when Seth MacFarlane stops paying attention.

Really?  Because I like to think of Family Guy as what happens when Seth MacFarlane stops paying attention.

This show just knows how to close on a screamer of a line.  If I remember nothing else from the episode, I'll always remember the closers.

This show just knows how to close on a screamer of a line.  If I remember nothing else from the episode, I'll always remember the closers.

I totally got the idea that they were putting the Dawson's Creek references to bed.  Although it will still be in the background since JVDB is actually playing James Van Der Beek, and you really can't get away from it.

I totally got the idea that they were putting the Dawson's Creek references to bed.  Although it will still be in the background since JVDB is actually playing James Van Der Beek, and you really can't get away from it.

It means you can't eat your cake and then continue to have it.  You can have it, but once you've eaten it, you don't have it anymore.

It means you can't eat your cake and then continue to have it.  You can have it, but once you've eaten it, you don't have it anymore.

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I almost forgot about you.