I almost forgot about you.

*rimshot*

*rimshot*

"putting Christina Hendricks in fetish gear COMMUNITY"

"putting Christina Hendricks in fetish gear COMMUNITY"

And when, after over 2000 tries, she finally dug up the Tetradic Tiara with her beak, I bawled like a small child. 

And when, after over 2000 tries, she finally dug up the Tetradic Tiara with her beak, I bawled like a small child. 

I remapped my Ctrl-F to automatically express moral outrage over remakes of my favorite childhood cartoons.  Saves time from reading the article and formulating reasonable thoughts.

I remapped my Ctrl-F to automatically express moral outrage over remakes of my favorite childhood cartoons.  Saves time from reading the article and formulating reasonable thoughts.

Look. If you think this is about overdue
fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that

Look. If you think this is about overdue
fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that

Secret Asian Man.

Secret Asian Man.

He plays Ash Williams in every movie.  Hell, that Burn Notice movie has a chainsaw going through a car window with Sam Axe saying, "Groovy".  I groaned, but secretly, I smiled.

He plays Ash Williams in every movie.  Hell, that Burn Notice movie has a chainsaw going through a car window with Sam Axe saying, "Groovy".  I groaned, but secretly, I smiled.

Remaking Evil Dead was probably an easier choice since Evil Dead 2 and Army Of Darkness were Bruce Campbell/Ash-centric.  Rather than horror-comedy being harder to remake, I think the issue lies in remaking Ash.  Ashley Williams is Bruce Campbell more than Bruce Campbell is Ashley Williams.  Bruce Campbell goes in to…

Remaking Evil Dead was probably an easier choice since Evil Dead 2 and Army Of Darkness were Bruce Campbell/Ash-centric.  Rather than horror-comedy being harder to remake, I think the issue lies in remaking Ash.  Ashley Williams is Bruce Campbell more than Bruce Campbell is Ashley Williams.  Bruce Campbell goes in to…

In Evil Dead, he was clearly the breakout star, but that probably wasn't meant to be the case.  I would be far more worried if they tried to remake Dead By Dawn, since all you would have is some new guy trying to ape Bruce Campbell.  I think it was an IO9 article where Campbell was very clear that they were trying to…

In Evil Dead, he was clearly the breakout star, but that probably wasn't meant to be the case.  I would be far more worried if they tried to remake Dead By Dawn, since all you would have is some new guy trying to ape Bruce Campbell.  I think it was an IO9 article where Campbell was very clear that they were trying to…

So it's exactly like the original Evil Dead, then?