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Chancellor Puddinghead
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But they already did that.  Twice.  I'm just wondering if there isn't an actual Spanish, Mexican or Latin American fable they can't just exploit.  Or, my original idea, Man of La Mancha.  Dulcinea was Spanish, right?  Does she count?  Sounds right up Disney's alley if you ask me. 

Could be a woman.  Cameron deals in PG-13, though, and the prudes on the board would probably frown on that.

Could be a woman.  Cameron deals in PG-13, though, and the prudes on the board would probably frown on that.

That's universal health care for you.

That's universal health care for you.

I have seen far more frightening pictures of Jesus than anything in the Horror section of my video store.  If they can handle Creepy Jesus, they can handle Paranormal Activity 4.

I have seen far more frightening pictures of Jesus than anything in the Horror section of my video store.  If they can handle Creepy Jesus, they can handle Paranormal Activity 4.

Makes sense to me.  Remember The Rememberer?  I rememberer.

Makes sense to me.  Remember The Rememberer?  I rememberer.

He should call it "Friendship Is Magic" just to dick around with yet another cartoon I love.

He should call it "Friendship Is Magic" just to dick around with yet another cartoon I love.

Oh, dear me….

Oh, dear me….

So, in two minutes, there were no other clues that this might not be Madagascar 3?  Does Paranormal Activity 4 also feature a talking zebra? 

So, in two minutes, there were no other clues that this might not be Madagascar 3?  Does Paranormal Activity 4 also feature a talking zebra? 

I thought that was in the cemetery, but truthfully, I've been unclear on the whole thing. 

I thought that was in the cemetery, but truthfully, I've been unclear on the whole thing. 

I've been kicking Two and a Half Men around for years.  What's it got that Vegas doesn't?  Penis jokes and that crazy hot neighbor that always tricks me into watching until she leaves the scene and I realize I'm watching Two and a Half Men again, but it's too late because I've already bought a Mazda and 6 boxes of

I've been kicking Two and a Half Men around for years.  What's it got that Vegas doesn't?  Penis jokes and that crazy hot neighbor that always tricks me into watching until she leaves the scene and I realize I'm watching Two and a Half Men again, but it's too late because I've already bought a Mazda and 6 boxes of

Wait. Really?