Wait. Really?

How else would you expect a town full of medieval fantasy characters transplanted from a fairy tale book into the real world to behave?  Of course that is what Alan Dale is going to try to do, because it's exactly what Alan-a-Dale would try to do.  Part of the season arc is that all the townspeople are coming to grips…

How else would you expect a town full of medieval fantasy characters transplanted from a fairy tale book into the real world to behave?  Of course that is what Alan Dale is going to try to do, because it's exactly what Alan-a-Dale would try to do.  Part of the season arc is that all the townspeople are coming to grips…

We can't just do Man of La Mancha and be done with it? 

We can't just do Man of La Mancha and be done with it? 

I assumed Gold already owned the library, and shut it down for non payment of rent or some such.  That turned out to be wrong, I guess. I am not at all surprised that town filled with storybook characters under a curse that is meant to prevent them from ever finding out who they really are might have a vested interest…

I assumed Gold already owned the library, and shut it down for non payment of rent or some such.  That turned out to be wrong, I guess. I am not at all surprised that town filled with storybook characters under a curse that is meant to prevent them from ever finding out who they really are might have a vested interest…

Welcome to the party, bub.

Welcome to the party, bub.

I think you are looking for hidden social agendas where there are none. 

I think you are looking for hidden social agendas where there are none. 

Fairly fit looking nothing.  That girl has some guns on her.

Fairly fit looking nothing.  That girl has some guns on her.

He didn't break the curse.  True Love's Kiss broke the curse, although Rumple may have been instrumental in bringing Emma and Henry together.  What Rumple did at the well is brought magic to Storybrooke.  Magic wasn't entirely gone, as Regina demonstrated more than once before the curse ended, but Rumple might have…

He didn't break the curse.  True Love's Kiss broke the curse, although Rumple may have been instrumental in bringing Emma and Henry together.  What Rumple did at the well is brought magic to Storybrooke.  Magic wasn't entirely gone, as Regina demonstrated more than once before the curse ended, but Rumple might have…

Magic is probably the best answer, although the Henry conundrum is still there.  Emma and Pinnochio were in the wardrobe when the curse hit, so they would be protected and allowed to leave and come to town, as well as age normally.  Henry was probably born outside of town, which is why he noticed that time doesn't…

Magic is probably the best answer, although the Henry conundrum is still there.  Emma and Pinnochio were in the wardrobe when the curse hit, so they would be protected and allowed to leave and come to town, as well as age normally.  Henry was probably born outside of town, which is why he noticed that time doesn't…

She didn't get Stockholm Syndrome.  She left with him because she didn't love Rumple, and she lied because she's just as much a coward as he.

She didn't get Stockholm Syndrome.  She left with him because she didn't love Rumple, and she lied because she's just as much a coward as he.

Your username made me squirt milk from my nose.