Carol Of The Bells.  Best Christmas song ever.  I'll kill anyone who disagrees.  Without hesitation or any Christmas cheer.

Although you only ever hear it in its musak version these days, The Rhymesmen had a 1957 Top 40 hit with "Hanging My Stocking (Christmas Blowjob)"

Although you only ever hear it in its musak version these days, The Rhymesmen had a 1957 Top 40 hit with "Hanging My Stocking (Christmas Blowjob)"

Blatant racism on Song Of The South aside, I'm not really getting the "slave" vibe from "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah".  It was written in 1946, and has 8 lines.  The only reason it has any "slave" connections at all is the unfortuate movie it came from.

Blatant racism on Song Of The South aside, I'm not really getting the "slave" vibe from "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah".  It was written in 1946, and has 8 lines.  The only reason it has any "slave" connections at all is the unfortuate movie it came from.

No, I'd probably have sex with your 20-year-old self too, but I'm just so terribly lonely.

No, I'd probably have sex with your 20-year-old self too, but I'm just so terribly lonely.

Or…now hear me out….Or you could read a book.

Or…now hear me out….Or you could read a book.

If, through some Quantum Leap style shenanigans, I ended up confronted with my twenty year old self, I would kick the crap out of him.

If, through some Quantum Leap style shenanigans, I ended up confronted with my twenty year old self, I would kick the crap out of him.

"Our market research indicates a surge in self-absorbed know-it-all twentysomethings, and we need to capitalize on this growing subsection of potential television viewers.  Does anybody have any idea what self-absorbed know-it-all twentysomethings like talking about these days?" —Bob Greenblatt

"Our market research indicates a surge in self-absorbed know-it-all twentysomethings, and we need to capitalize on this growing subsection of potential television viewers.  Does anybody have any idea what self-absorbed know-it-all twentysomethings like talking about these days?" —Bob Greenblatt

"Every 20-year-old behind a counter that I encounter gives me this look, “ugh, this job sucks.” Yeah! That’s why we gave it to YOU. Because you’re TWENTY. Which is a mathematical guarantee that you have no skills and nothing to offer anybody in the world."  _Louis C.K.

"Every 20-year-old behind a counter that I encounter gives me this look, “ugh, this job sucks.” Yeah! That’s why we gave it to YOU. Because you’re TWENTY. Which is a mathematical guarantee that you have no skills and nothing to offer anybody in the world."  _Louis C.K.

Swingers.  Easily my pick for worst movie of the 90s.  I'm not nearly as articulate as the rest of you in explaining why that movie just drives me batty with its incessant catchphrases and generally boring plotline, and perhaps I was just biased against the film before I saw it since my friends would not stop telling…

Swingers.  Easily my pick for worst movie of the 90s.  I'm not nearly as articulate as the rest of you in explaining why that movie just drives me batty with its incessant catchphrases and generally boring plotline, and perhaps I was just biased against the film before I saw it since my friends would not stop telling…

It could be argued that he didn't kill the old man, since he died of a heart attack after the golf cart went into the lake with his medication.  It could be further argued that none of that would have happened if the old man hadn't started lobbing golf balls at his head.  You're right, though; we aren't supposed to…

It could be argued that he didn't kill the old man, since he died of a heart attack after the golf cart went into the lake with his medication.  It could be further argued that none of that would have happened if the old man hadn't started lobbing golf balls at his head.  You're right, though; we aren't supposed to…

Now, I might be misremembering this, but I feel like I should note that
Douglas doesn't exactly "go on a killing spree", in so much as a path of
destruction follows him around.  He killed the Nazi, but only after the
Nazi was ready to kill him.  The gang with the bag of guns died in a
wreck trying to shoot him in a…