Will the raptor one be a door opening specialist?  Because I hear raptor are very good at opening doors. 

They should just call it Hannibal!

They should just call it Hannibal!

Cause then, see, we'd all have an obligation to watch Mob Doctor. Cause if nobody watches Mob Doctor, then they would cancel Mob Doctor, and then there would be no Mob Doctor to shove all these other terrible shows into.  Imagine this twinkie represents the normal amount of awful television on FOX…

Cause then, see, we'd all have an obligation to watch Mob Doctor. Cause if nobody watches Mob Doctor, then they would cancel Mob Doctor, and then there would be no Mob Doctor to shove all these other terrible shows into.  Imagine this twinkie represents the normal amount of awful television on FOX…

Crack gets its own litigators? 

Crack gets its own litigators? 

Maybe.  My point being that she did not have her usual pink healthy glow.  She looked pretty wrecked to me.

Maybe.  My point being that she did not have her usual pink healthy glow.  She looked pretty wrecked to me.

If Danny had let Not-Gus die, or worse, killed him, the rest of the company would have probably just shot him dead and been done with it.  He was killed in the same storm that killed the Captain.  Danny not killing him probably saved his life.

If Danny had let Not-Gus die, or worse, killed him, the rest of the company would have probably just shot him dead and been done with it.  He was killed in the same storm that killed the Captain.  Danny not killing him probably saved his life.

Not to mention the incredible dental care that seems to exist in post-apocolyptic America.

Not to mention the incredible dental care that seems to exist in post-apocolyptic America.

I don't know.  On my HD, she looked pretty darn yellow around the eyes and mouth before she delivered her beautiful soliloquy and gracefully shuffled off this mortal coil.

I don't know.  On my HD, she looked pretty darn yellow around the eyes and mouth before she delivered her beautiful soliloquy and gracefully shuffled off this mortal coil.

One of the keys to enjoying this show, technological flaws and all, is to remember that shit went down fast.  We went from instant communication, unlimited access to the whole of human knowledge, high speed transportation across land and sea, and automated manufacturers to, quite literally, none of those things in 5…

One of the keys to enjoying this show, technological flaws and all, is to remember that shit went down fast.  We went from instant communication, unlimited access to the whole of human knowledge, high speed transportation across land and sea, and automated manufacturers to, quite literally, none of those things in 5…

I've been on the Internet for years now, and I still have no idea what fapping is.

I've been on the Internet for years now, and I still have no idea what fapping is.

Right?  I mean, seriously, just pull over and get directions.  Sheesh.