Not really.  All you end up with is two people cold and wet.  What he could have done was swim over to that other board I see floating over there.  Or any of the other pieces of debris that must of been near by.

HA! Take that, Atheists!

HA! Take that, Atheists!

Would you like to talk about it?

Would you like to talk about it?

I'm exactly the same way with Blade Runner.  I don't think that's a comment on the movie.  I think that our bodies respond to various stimuli in consistant ways.  Blade Runner puts me to sleep.  I want to stay up watch it, but whatever visual and audial cues are telling my body it's time for night night are taking…

I'm exactly the same way with Blade Runner.  I don't think that's a comment on the movie.  I think that our bodies respond to various stimuli in consistant ways.  Blade Runner puts me to sleep.  I want to stay up watch it, but whatever visual and audial cues are telling my body it's time for night night are taking…

Sufjan has joined the rest of humanity in the "making music you people will buy" competition.  The winner gets big stacks of money.

Sufjan has joined the rest of humanity in the "making music you people will buy" competition.  The winner gets big stacks of money.

I know I'd comment.  Every comment would be "I'M SO EXCITED!", but those all count, right?

I know I'd comment.  Every comment would be "I'M SO EXCITED!", but those all count, right?

Nope, I certainly don't see any safety issues here.  And there is no way this could possibly end in assault.  Or as they call it in Britain "Pops on your gobby", probably.

Nope, I certainly don't see any safety issues here.  And there is no way this could possibly end in assault.  Or as they call it in Britain "Pops on your gobby", probably.

Let me consult the manual.

Let me consult the manual.

Just not literal.  Obviously, it costs them something.  Headbangers gotta eat, and they still have to pay to show the videos.  He just doesn't have a staff, really, so he's probably coming in way under budget.

Just not literal.  Obviously, it costs them something.  Headbangers gotta eat, and they still have to pay to show the videos.  He just doesn't have a staff, really, so he's probably coming in way under budget.

Don't worry, Jose.  I'm sure MTV will make another MTV that they'll promise will be all about the music, and then you'll get your show back, and then they'll cancel it again because they'll want to fill this new station with reruns of Malibu Stacy or whatever the fuck they're showing now.

Don't worry, Jose.  I'm sure MTV will make another MTV that they'll promise will be all about the music, and then you'll get your show back, and then they'll cancel it again because they'll want to fill this new station with reruns of Malibu Stacy or whatever the fuck they're showing now.

I'm not sure if he was footing the bill so much as being severely underpaid.