I'm not sure if he was footing the bill so much as being severely underpaid.

That chainsaw looks like it's coming right at me!
Trey Songz looks like it's coming right at me!
That girl with boobs looks like it's coming right at me!

That chainsaw looks like it's coming right at me!
Trey Songz looks like it's coming right at me!
That girl with boobs looks like it's coming right at me!

New Girl. 

New Girl. 

None of these are Styx, so I have not heard of any of them.  Hey, have you guys heard of Styx? 

None of these are Styx, so I have not heard of any of them.  Hey, have you guys heard of Styx? 

Oh no, Brave Little iPhone, how will we ever escape the clutches of The Perfectly Good Nokia That Still Works And Never Drops A Call?!
 
It won't be easy, for we will have to cross the Sega Genesis Mountians and do battle with the 1997 Geo Metro with the peeling paint job but still gets 45 MPG!

Oh no, Brave Little iPhone, how will we ever escape the clutches of The Perfectly Good Nokia That Still Works And Never Drops A Call?!
 
It won't be easy, for we will have to cross the Sega Genesis Mountians and do battle with the 1997 Geo Metro with the peeling paint job but still gets 45 MPG!

Great.  I guess I'll go ahead and record over that one then, since I don't need to see it and my VCR broke in 2003 anyway.

Great.  I guess I'll go ahead and record over that one then, since I don't need to see it and my VCR broke in 2003 anyway.

I can't believe this!  Why must they rape our childhoods?  Are there no more original ideas in Hollywood?  This doesn't need a remake!  It was already perfect!  I liked the orignal better!  This is a goddamed travesty.

I can't believe this!  Why must they rape our childhoods?  Are there no more original ideas in Hollywood?  This doesn't need a remake!  It was already perfect!  I liked the orignal better!  This is a goddamed travesty.

My toaster shot a burgler trying to break into my house.  Shot him with toast.  It was not so much effective as it was adorable.  Brave little guy… : (

My toaster shot a burgler trying to break into my house.  Shot him with toast.  It was not so much effective as it was adorable.  Brave little guy… : (

I always wonder if the people who write these articles about finding racist undertones in everything realize that a certain amount of inherent racism is required to come to these conclusions. 

I always wonder if the people who write these articles about finding racist undertones in everything realize that a certain amount of inherent racism is required to come to these conclusions. 

Remember when Hasbro had integrity and would always put the art before the toy sales?  Like that one episode where Duke came out as gay.  Toy sales took a dive, but Hasbro had a story to tell, damnit! 

Remember when Hasbro had integrity and would always put the art before the toy sales?  Like that one episode where Duke came out as gay.  Toy sales took a dive, but Hasbro had a story to tell, damnit! 

God damned right we are!