And Carly Rar Jepsen in the new Miley Cyrus, and Miley Cyrus in the new Jan Brady.  And I'm the new concierge.  My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead, so now I'm the concierge.

And Carly Rar Jepsen in the new Miley Cyrus, and Miley Cyrus in the new Jan Brady.  And I'm the new concierge.  My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead, so now I'm the concierge.

And Carly Rar Jepsen in the new Miley Cyrus, and Miley Cyrus in the new Jan Brady.  And I'm the new concierge.  My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead, so now I'm the concierge.

says teenlaqueefah…

says teenlaqueefah…

It's true.   You don't even have to be famous.  For example, I'm going to kill you.

That's not William Hung? 

That's not William Hung? 

Well, you bitches is fucking up the economy with you lazy welfare medicare having losers.  That be a fact you cannot disporportionate with.

Well, you bitches is fucking up the economy with you lazy welfare medicare having losers.  That be a fact you cannot disporportionate with.

We also have ALF!  And also Happy Days.  And also The Wonder Years, with the music intact, not that watered down Netflix shit.

We also have ALF!  And also Happy Days.  And also The Wonder Years, with the music intact, not that watered down Netflix shit.

Was that the one where Batman was forced to drink some crazy poison, but he knew ahead of time, so he took the precaution of coating his stomach lining with buttermilk?  For some reason, that has always been a very vivid memory of mine. 

Was that the one where Batman was forced to drink some crazy poison, but he knew ahead of time, so he took the precaution of coating his stomach lining with buttermilk?  For some reason, that has always been a very vivid memory of mine. 

Cartoons count?  Then Arkham City Catwoman > B:TAS Catwoman > All y'alls

Cartoons count?  Then Arkham City Catwoman > B:TAS Catwoman > All y'alls

First, Obama blows up 9/11 with his Kenyan Mind Powers, and now our children is making out with Walruses!  How's all that hope and change working out for you?

First, Obama blows up 9/11 with his Kenyan Mind Powers, and now our children is making out with Walruses!  How's all that hope and change working out for you?

I thought it was the females that laid the eggs, and the males just carry them around until they hatch.  That sounds like something One Million Moms would get behind.

I thought it was the females that laid the eggs, and the males just carry them around until they hatch.  That sounds like something One Million Moms would get behind.