Two million eyes roll, but only one million "eye rolls".

Two million eyes roll, but only one million "eye rolls".

That screen grab from Partners makes that show look at least 57% more awful than even its played out premise implies.

That screen grab from Partners makes that show look at least 57% more awful than even its played out premise implies.

I find about 60% of that statement unbelievable. 

I find about 60% of that statement unbelievable. 

An image appearing in my head of the Glee cast singing Axel F a cappella is the reason I just killed all those people, in case anyone was wondering.

An image appearing in my head of the Glee cast singing Axel F a cappella is the reason I just killed all those people, in case anyone was wondering.

Aeron sounds like something out of a Final Fantasy.

Aeron sounds like something out of a Final Fantasy.

Same here.  This is a series that really needs to be watched over a week.  This whole Summer 2013 business makes me want to strap a *SPOILERS* to some old man's wheelchair and *SPOILERS* Vince Gilligan's stupid *SPOILERS*!

Same here.  This is a series that really needs to be watched over a week.  This whole Summer 2013 business makes me want to strap a *SPOILERS* to some old man's wheelchair and *SPOILERS* Vince Gilligan's stupid *SPOILERS*!

If they don't, their bodies have ways of shutting the whole thing down.

If they don't, their bodies have ways of shutting the whole thing down.

His special power is Mighty Hand, which he uses to save every man, every woman, and every child with a mighty flash.

His special power is Mighty Hand, which he uses to save every man, every woman, and every child with a mighty flash.

That sounds like something a raging homophobe would say.

That sounds like something a raging homophobe would say.

It only looks thin because it's resting funny on his beak. 

It only looks thin because it's resting funny on his beak.