The New American version says, "She totally dug dudes with big ol dicks and smelly farts."

The New American version says, "She totally dug dudes with big ol dicks and smelly farts."

You've read my manifesto.

You've read my manifesto.

That's how these always go.  You can't put actual freaks on TV and say, "Haha, look at the freaks!"  Nobody would watch that.  You put freaks on TV and say, "Look, they're overcoming adversity.  See?  They're just like you and me."  We're all still looking at freaks, but we can feel good about it.

That's how these always go.  You can't put actual freaks on TV and say, "Haha, look at the freaks!"  Nobody would watch that.  You put freaks on TV and say, "Look, they're overcoming adversity.  See?  They're just like you and me."  We're all still looking at freaks, but we can feel good about it.

How did Encyclopedia Brown know that the Bugs and the KGB conspired to convict Pussy Riot of politically motivated murder?  Turn to page 56 to find out the answer.

How did Encyclopedia Brown know that the Bugs and the KGB conspired to convict Pussy Riot of politically motivated murder?  Turn to page 56 to find out the answer.

It's a capitalization error.  It should read free pussy riot.

It's a capitalization error.  It should read free pussy riot.

It's pretty simple really.  We just look for the people who minds we aren't controlling, and those are the people with the tinfoil hats.  Fortunately for us, you guys all gather in underground bunkers in the Montana Wilderness.

It's pretty simple really.  We just look for the people who minds we aren't controlling, and those are the people with the tinfoil hats.  Fortunately for us, you guys all gather in underground bunkers in the Montana Wilderness.

They don't start obvious; it's just that he's surrounded by incompetent minions who keep getting thwarted by that infernal GI Joe!

They don't start obvious; it's just that he's surrounded by incompetent minions who keep getting thwarted by that infernal GI Joe!

Or just throw themselves in front of a train.

Or just throw themselves in front of a train.

I hope it becomes a political movement.  I hope scads of people start commiting various act of terrorism, starting a revolution that leads to hundreds dead until a cease fire is brokered and a new political party is established leading to fair elections and, ultimately, the final crushing blow to totalitarianism…

I hope it becomes a political movement.  I hope scads of people start commiting various act of terrorism, starting a revolution that leads to hundreds dead until a cease fire is brokered and a new political party is established leading to fair elections and, ultimately, the final crushing blow to totalitarianism…

You just know he'll be cast as a slow-witted dishwasher in Granny's kitchen who used to be rich until some dick showed up and stole all his money, but he'll be super cunning and wealthy in Fairyland until…well…some dick shows up and steals all his money.

You just know he'll be cast as a slow-witted dishwasher in Granny's kitchen who used to be rich until some dick showed up and stole all his money, but he'll be super cunning and wealthy in Fairyland until…well…some dick shows up and steals all his money.