Great, this means in 3 to 5 years, we'll stand around dumbfounded and bored asking, "Wait…so Storybrooke was the real world, and we're all the fairy tales or Storybrooke was purgutory and Belle was The Devil?"

Great, this means in 3 to 5 years, we'll stand around dumbfounded and bored asking, "Wait…so Storybrooke was the real world, and we're all the fairy tales or Storybrooke was purgutory and Belle was The Devil?"

How quickly we forget the cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi Free.  For shame, America.  For shame.

How quickly we forget the cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi Free.  For shame, America.  For shame.

It's an empty threat, anyway.  Ultimately, the law will side with the family, unpaid bill or no.  If they need this to happen, there are organizations (Neptune Society, for example) that will help the family defer the cost. 

It's an empty threat, anyway.  Ultimately, the law will side with the family, unpaid bill or no.  If they need this to happen, there are organizations (Neptune Society, for example) that will help the family defer the cost. 

I think people would notice that.  Now, if you were to, say, sew the body up into a couch…

I think people would notice that.  Now, if you were to, say, sew the body up into a couch…

I have seen about 3 minutes of one episode of Jersey Shore.  Up until that moment, I was fully aware that everybody hated Snooki, and everyone kept commenting on how hideous she was.  I remember seeing pictures and thinking, "Well, that makeup is awful, and she could stand to lose a couple pounds and maybe apply a bit…

I have seen about 3 minutes of one episode of Jersey Shore.  Up until that moment, I was fully aware that everybody hated Snooki, and everyone kept commenting on how hideous she was.  I remember seeing pictures and thinking, "Well, that makeup is awful, and she could stand to lose a couple pounds and maybe apply a bit…

Well, they did say they stopped making FotC because they didn't want it to get stupid.

Well, they did say they stopped making FotC because they didn't want it to get stupid.

Funeral directors are some of the ballsiest people I've ever heard of.  I don't think 6 months goes by without hearing some story about a funeral home stockpiling bodies in a warehouse, or burning multiple bodies at one time and divying up the ashes, or just straight up stealing shit.  "Pay, or we'll just throw this…

Funeral directors are some of the ballsiest people I've ever heard of.  I don't think 6 months goes by without hearing some story about a funeral home stockpiling bodies in a warehouse, or burning multiple bodies at one time and divying up the ashes, or just straight up stealing shit.  "Pay, or we'll just throw this…

So…they still have questions for him, I guess?

So…they still have questions for him, I guess?

"As for my Styx collection, I leave them to no one, because that's who appreciated Styx as much as me!"

"As for my Styx collection, I leave them to no one, because that's who appreciated Styx as much as me!"

You're being cute, right? Please tell me your being cute.

You're being cute, right? Please tell me your being cute.