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Chancellor Puddinghead
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I quit reading after "cut….Amanda Peet"

I quit reading after "cut….Amanda Peet"

I really like the jacket she wears in the Parks and Rec opening credits.

I really like the jacket she wears in the Parks and Rec opening credits.

My initial thought goes to pancakes, because I have ADD.

My initial thought goes to pancakes, because I have ADD.

I liked Thinner the book.  It was short and generally easy to get my head around, as is most of the Bachman collection.  I never saw the movie, but I always felt that Thinner would be best represented in one of those hour long Twilight Zones.  You know, those ones that have a great concept, but padded heavily to fill

I liked Thinner the book.  It was short and generally easy to get my head around, as is most of the Bachman collection.  I never saw the movie, but I always felt that Thinner would be best represented in one of those hour long Twilight Zones.  You know, those ones that have a great concept, but padded heavily to fill

I bet they're just delightful.  I was more commenting on all the laughter I've had over the years by thinking to myself "Jeepers Creepers" in my really bad Don LaFontaine vioce.

I bet they're just delightful.  I was more commenting on all the laughter I've had over the years by thinking to myself "Jeepers Creepers" in my really bad Don LaFontaine vioce.

My favorite will always be when I was at the movies, and we were watching this trailer for another cheap horror flick in the slew that came after Scream.  I was all set to ignore it until the trailer came to it predictable fast cut to black and Don LaFontaine announced the title: Jeepers Creepers.

My favorite will always be when I was at the movies, and we were watching this trailer for another cheap horror flick in the slew that came after Scream.  I was all set to ignore it until the trailer came to it predictable fast cut to black and Don LaFontaine announced the title: Jeepers Creepers.

They don't use vacuums anymore.  It's all LCD and Plasma now.

They don't use vacuums anymore.  It's all LCD and Plasma now.

I know I've never seen them in the same room at the same time, but I only own one TV, and I only watch ALF reruns anyway.

I know I've never seen them in the same room at the same time, but I only own one TV, and I only watch ALF reruns anyway.

America has had YEARS to get tired of Charlie Sheen.  It isn't going to happen. 

America has had YEARS to get tired of Charlie Sheen.  It isn't going to happen. 

As soon as you described "Beyond the Pail", I began picturing it in my head.  I was disappointed to find out it was incredibly easy.

As soon as you described "Beyond the Pail", I began picturing it in my head.  I was disappointed to find out it was incredibly easy.