I don't like to trot this one out too often, mainly because it's hypocritical of me to suggest something I myself find ridiculous, but this girl needs to find Jesus. 

I don't like to trot this one out too often, mainly because it's hypocritical of me to suggest something I myself find ridiculous, but this girl needs to find Jesus. 

"If you desire to kick it, then might I recommend lying.  It's worked for me!" —Glenn Beck

"If you desire to kick it, then might I recommend lying.  It's worked for me!" —Glenn Beck

They explain it further:

They explain it further:

It's not?  I thought that was part of the joke.

It's not?  I thought that was part of the joke.

Who do you think sold it to Davy Jones?

Who do you think sold it to Davy Jones?

You think O'Neal doesn't have a screenplay?  It's a historical biopic on the life and times of Harriet Tubman with a twist.  The twist is (you sitting down?): Underground Railroad?  Actual Railroad.  On the railroad?  Zombies.  And Harriet Tubman?  Black. 

You think O'Neal doesn't have a screenplay?  It's a historical biopic on the life and times of Harriet Tubman with a twist.  The twist is (you sitting down?): Underground Railroad?  Actual Railroad.  On the railroad?  Zombies.  And Harriet Tubman?  Black. 

That's what theory means.  It means it's not real.  It's just a theory!

That's what theory means.  It means it's not real.  It's just a theory!

Or gayrod. 

Or gayrod. 

And then he turns into a fish and fights nazis?

And then he turns into a fish and fights nazis?

Made lovingly from the blubber of his whale-mother. 

Made lovingly from the blubber of his whale-mother.