Hey, I really would like you to notice me, but I understand your trepidation because I'm dressed like a 16 year old and still live with my parents, but it's ok cause I'm totally 28 and sort of a big deal in Canada, so call me, maybe?

Hey, I really would like you to notice me, but I understand your trepidation because I'm dressed like a 16 year old and still live with my parents, but it's ok cause I'm totally 28 and sort of a big deal in Canada, so call me, maybe?

And not a single flat chested Natalie Portman joke could be found…..

And not a single flat chested Natalie Portman joke could be found…..

By this logic, "Last Kiss" is a real upper of a song.

By this logic, "Last Kiss" is a real upper of a song.

sad songs say so much?

sad songs say so much?

If I had nothing but free time, an unlimited bank account, and complete creative control over your childhood fantasies, I'd be trolling the fuck out of you guys too.

If I had nothing but free time, an unlimited bank account, and complete creative control over your childhood fantasies, I'd be trolling the fuck out of you guys too.

You can just watch High Anxiety with the added benefit of no naked Jeff Fahey.

You can just watch High Anxiety with the added benefit of no naked Jeff Fahey.

So I guess I'm alone in thinking there is certainly room to tell an original story here?  Whether or not it turns out any good, I'm not willing to dismiss it out of hand based completely on Psycho IV: The Beginning. 

So I guess I'm alone in thinking there is certainly room to tell an original story here?  Whether or not it turns out any good, I'm not willing to dismiss it out of hand based completely on Psycho IV: The Beginning. 

Batman, at his core, is probably one of the most interesting characters in superherodom.  Certainly better writing has had a huge impact of what we know of Batman today, but I believe that the good writing of today is more of a result of Batman rather than Batman being the result of good writing.  I'm not certain I…

Batman, at his core, is probably one of the most interesting characters in superherodom.  Certainly better writing has had a huge impact of what we know of Batman today, but I believe that the good writing of today is more of a result of Batman rather than Batman being the result of good writing.  I'm not certain I…

One of my favorite Amelie Gillette quotes, one I usually go to when I want to say something random, and also sums up Garry Marshall succinctly:

One of my favorite Amelie Gillette quotes, one I usually go to when I want to say something random, and also sums up Garry Marshall succinctly:

I feel very bad for KSL-TV.  I will send them a bouquet of Butthurtdodendrons.

I feel very bad for KSL-TV.  I will send them a bouquet of Butthurtdodendrons.