Wait until he reads my scathing review on Yahoo Answers!  Oh, he's in for it now…

Wait until he reads my scathing review on Yahoo Answers!  Oh, he's in for it now…

That's because he's the only one that isn't a tremendous bore.  Which is ironic, because I've always imagined Batman would actually be a tremendous bore in real life. 

That's because he's the only one that isn't a tremendous bore.  Which is ironic, because I've always imagined Batman would actually be a tremendous bore in real life. 

A black one and a gay one.  No, we've never seen them in the same room, but for reasons far more complicated than we think.

A black one and a gay one.  No, we've never seen them in the same room, but for reasons far more complicated than we think.

If he were to spell the whole word out, it would put into question the legitimacy of his urban credentials. 

If he were to spell the whole word out, it would put into question the legitimacy of his urban credentials. 

Nope.  Only one boycott at a time.  Which is good, because I've been craving a chicken sandwich like crazy.

Nope.  Only one boycott at a time.  Which is good, because I've been craving a chicken sandwich like crazy.

This is what it's come 2.  We've 4gottn why we started shortening words, and now believe that's how they've always been spelled. 

This is what it's come 2.  We've 4gottn why we started shortening words, and now believe that's how they've always been spelled. 

I didn't do homework then, and I have no intention of starting now.

I didn't do homework then, and I have no intention of starting now.

Two things:

Two things:

I've been calling him "Not Paul Giamatti"

I've been calling him "Not Paul Giamatti"

boop boop de doop boop……

boop boop de doop boop……