Just call it A** H*ll S*an* P*ss Cr*p Darn. 

Just call it A** H*ll S*an* P*ss Cr*p Darn. 

No.  Carrie from Sex & The City.

No.  Carrie from Sex & The City.

It's not 1860?  Shit, I'm late!

It's not 1860?  Shit, I'm late!

I read that.   All In The Family is on that list.  That's how far down the road of moral decay we've come, folks.

I read that.   All In The Family is on that list.  That's how far down the road of moral decay we've come, folks.

There was this one episode of Don't Trust The Bitch In Apartment 23.  Krysten Ritter walks into the kitchen, and she isn't wearing clothes.  The pixels worked as fast as they could to cover her up, but I've already seen everything.  I've seen it all.

There was this one episode of Don't Trust The Bitch In Apartment 23.  Krysten Ritter walks into the kitchen, and she isn't wearing clothes.  The pixels worked as fast as they could to cover her up, but I've already seen everything.  I've seen it all.

I don't think cable is covered. HA! Covered, get it?

I don't think cable is covered. HA! Covered, get it?

Krysten Ritter is naked enough.

Krysten Ritter is naked enough.

"Is Brad Pitt black?  I usually don't notice those things."

"Is Brad Pitt black?  I usually don't notice those things."

If Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally love each other so much, why don't they just get married already?  Sheesh, you guys…

If Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally love each other so much, why don't they just get married already?  Sheesh, you guys…

I AM THE BITCHES!

I AM THE BITCHES!