Is THAT why I can't find it?

Is THAT why I can't find it?

I AM HERE

I AM HERE

Randy Travis also smuggled cocaine out of Mexico in tiny balloons hidden in his rectum, and then killed a prostitute to cover it up.  That's the actual inspriation for 1982.  I made all of this up.

Randy Travis also smuggled cocaine out of Mexico in tiny balloons hidden in his rectum, and then killed a prostitute to cover it up.  That's the actual inspriation for 1982.  I made all of this up.

I believe that joke is supposed to read "Your mama's so fat, she took two hours to screw in a lightbulb."

I believe that joke is supposed to read "Your mama's so fat, she took two hours to screw in a lightbulb."

And what of the floor show that had been spoken of?  In an empty house?  In the middle of the night?  What diabolical plan had seized Frank's crazed imagination?

And what of the floor show that had been spoken of?  In an empty house?  In the middle of the night?  What diabolical plan had seized Frank's crazed imagination?

"My son gave me this robot"
"Frank, your son died 30 years ago in a tragic car accident"
"Then that must mean…."

"My son gave me this robot"
"Frank, your son died 30 years ago in a tragic car accident"
"Then that must mean…."

He almost died, but then Stephen King writes himself in and tells Gale to run.  Something needs to be done about that guy.   He's getting out of control.

He almost died, but then Stephen King writes himself in and tells Gale to run.  Something needs to be done about that guy.   He's getting out of control.

You know what's great about Martin Mull?  He does just enough to remind me of how funny he is without burning me out.

You know what's great about Martin Mull?  He does just enough to remind me of how funny he is without burning me out.

Speaking of priority one messages from Starfleet Command, did I ever tell you about the time I nailed Eartha Kitt in an airport bathroom?

Speaking of priority one messages from Starfleet Command, did I ever tell you about the time I nailed Eartha Kitt in an airport bathroom?

Who cares?  By the time we'd find out, it would be too late anyway. 

Who cares?  By the time we'd find out, it would be too late anyway.