They make Rabin write all the ICP stuff for the same reason people keep telling me about all the My Little Pony stuff they see:  They are making fun of him.

They make Rabin write all the ICP stuff for the same reason people keep telling me about all the My Little Pony stuff they see:  They are making fun of him.

This makes me wonder about Rick Derringer's political leanings.

This makes me wonder about Rick Derringer's political leanings.

Your opinions intrigue me, Dee Snider.  Perhaps you could publish them in a 3-foot, 50 pound newsletter for me.

Your opinions intrigue me, Dee Snider.  Perhaps you could publish them in a 3-foot, 50 pound newsletter for me.

I don't know whose Monster Squad remake this was, but it's been sitting in the lost and found for at least 2 years, so I'm calling it.  It's mine now.

I don't know whose Monster Squad remake this was, but it's been sitting in the lost and found for at least 2 years, so I'm calling it.  It's mine now.

No, I just never get to be part of the great pun threads around here. 

No, I just never get to be part of the great pun threads around here. 

He only made that so he wouldn't have to give up those points in Scrabble.  Say what you will about Cronenberg, the man takes his Scrabble seriously.

He only made that so he wouldn't have to give up those points in Scrabble.  Say what you will about Cronenberg, the man takes his Scrabble seriously.

I would watch that if they would promise me at least one cool head explosion a week, and each head explosion would have to be in slow motion behind Christopher Lambert walking away without looking back.  The show would also have to star Christopher Lambert, but he can't talk.  He would have to be a mute Scanner.  And…

I would watch that if they would promise me at least one cool head explosion a week, and each head explosion would have to be in slow motion behind Christopher Lambert walking away without looking back.  The show would also have to star Christopher Lambert, but he can't talk.  He would have to be a mute Scanner.  And…

The buzz around Hollywood was that they squashed The Fly remake pretty quick.

The buzz around Hollywood was that they squashed The Fly remake pretty quick.

Starring Taylor Lautner as Lady GaGa.

Starring Taylor Lautner as Lady GaGa.

That's Gross.

That's Gross.