They just put it in salt shakers for us after a while.

They just put it in salt shakers for us after a while.

You wanna know what's really ironic?  Two people arguing about whether I Think We're Alone Now is ironic over the Internet while sitting alone in your bedroom wishing that someone would just love you, and never knowing that they are actually soulmates.   

You wanna know what's really ironic?  Two people arguing about whether I Think We're Alone Now is ironic over the Internet while sitting alone in your bedroom wishing that someone would just love you, and never knowing that they are actually soulmates.   

There's been more than one Mall Week?

There's been more than one Mall Week?

Simpsons did it!

Simpsons did it!

I spent four years in the KISS Army, and they paid for me to go to college.  The brochure made it seem really fun, but I just ended up stationed at a record store in Des Moines sticking my tongue out at old ladies for charity donations.  Still, I wouldn't trade those years for anything.

I spent four years in the KISS Army, and they paid for me to go to college.  The brochure made it seem really fun, but I just ended up stationed at a record store in Des Moines sticking my tongue out at old ladies for charity donations.  Still, I wouldn't trade those years for anything.

This seems like a special case.  Should I go ahead and add Nintendo Power to the list of celebrities I thought were already dead, or just begin a new list? 

This seems like a special case.  Should I go ahead and add Nintendo Power to the list of celebrities I thought were already dead, or just begin a new list? 

I don't care if it flies and ties my shoelaces while drying my jacket, you wouldn't catch me dead in a freakin Delorean. 

I don't care if it flies and ties my shoelaces while drying my jacket, you wouldn't catch me dead in a freakin Delorean. 

Oh, it was?  Well then, see ya later, Mike.

Oh, it was?  Well then, see ya later, Mike.

I was with you all the way up until "had", and then I think you might have had a stroke.

I was with you all the way up until "had", and then I think you might have had a stroke.

Tom Wilson made it famous, but Robb Wells perfected the messed up idiom:

Tom Wilson made it famous, but Robb Wells perfected the messed up idiom: