That sounds like one of those weird monkey's paw wishes that end up all literal and ironic.  Those don't end well.  Just wish for the breadsticks, man.  Nothing ironic about the breadsticks.

That sounds like one of those weird monkey's paw wishes that end up all literal and ironic.  Those don't end well.  Just wish for the breadsticks, man.  Nothing ironic about the breadsticks.

Schoolyard massacre is the only option left, I'm afraid.

Schoolyard massacre is the only option left, I'm afraid.

Both are better than the one of Jesse that reads, "YO BITCH!" 

Both are better than the one of Jesse that reads, "YO BITCH!" 

I watched the preview of the pilot on Hulu Plus, and apparantly the show is called Animal Practice.  You know, it's not that bad.  The bar set pretty low when your description feels the need to mention that there is a monkey named Dr. Rizzo, but it certainly exceeded expectations.

I watched the preview of the pilot on Hulu Plus, and apparantly the show is called Animal Practice.  You know, it's not that bad.  The bar set pretty low when your description feels the need to mention that there is a monkey named Dr. Rizzo, but it certainly exceeded expectations.

Mr. Fusion, please.

Mr. Fusion, please.

Those shirts suck.  This shirt is better.

Those shirts suck.  This shirt is better.

As an unashamed GoGo's fan, I was trolling around on their website for photos of their recent tour, and I discovered something odd:  Somewhere along the way, Kathy Valentine became the hot one.  How does this happen?

As an unashamed GoGo's fan, I was trolling around on their website for photos of their recent tour, and I discovered something odd:  Somewhere along the way, Kathy Valentine became the hot one.  How does this happen?

But hey…Animal Hospital…amirite?

But hey…Animal Hospital…amirite?

That's what I said.

That's what I said.

Because Maya Rudolph is a thespian, and you know nothing of her work!

Because Maya Rudolph is a thespian, and you know nothing of her work!