The random hoarder who has like fifteen Costco-sized shakers of Mortons is now the richest person in town!

Also:

Her dark secret is known as the Twilight franchise.

The above needs more likes!

Which makes you really wonder, with all those cross-connections, why they didn't just opt to go with meth on this show. Did the Breaking Bad writers meet them in a Home Depot and warn them to stay outta AMC's territory?

Are you perhaps a Lannister family member? They say write what you know.

Numb yourself to it all with the J&B, Mac.

Norrie is like the ultimate target for every Your Mom joke ever told.

So does Tony Soprano! Though, quite sadly, not James Gandolfini.

Tila Tequila.

We made the writers cry when we christened him Sexual Harassment Samburg, and this is the result.

@avclub-4c9390660004b75aa80beca95a6053d9:disqus I agree, and the example set by Under the Dome is going to make me triple down on my protectiveness of The Dark Tower going forward. Not that it will do any good since I don't own the rights. But I'd just rather they let it alone at this point.

They couldn't afford the copyright associated with name brand methamphetamine, and had to go with the Rite-Aid generic equivalent.

Haha, truth!

King himself is writing the season 2 premiere, it could potentially be some fun camp. Hard to tell since they've already wrapped up essentially every conflict this year laid out other than the Monarch thing. Who knows where they're going?

@mizerock:disqus Max seems to prefer "When the mob writes the law, ditch your bra." As do I.

Nipples: Just another way to aesthetically depict the lawless world of Chester's Mill.

Classic Bro!

To clarify: John Goodman vs. No John Goodman.

I laughed so hard! Nice work.