Chris Pratt on a motorcycle slicing raptors with a crossguard lightsaber.

I posted this link in a thread earlier, but this is a better place for it. Some guy's already got that droid (F1F4) tattooed on him.
Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

Internet, we need to have a talk.

"I did naht turn to the dork-saide, it's bollshit, i did naahht…
Oh hai, Olbi-Worn."

Wouldn't it be great if that turns out to be the opening scene of the movie, and that sith turns out to be a total idiot who gets wiped out right away, then Luke and Han make fun of his stupid saber design.

You're missing an opportunity here: Vader finds out about Luke and attempts to make a connection, (correctly) believing him to be his one last chance for redemption. Obi-Wan keeps watch over Luke and stands in Vader's way. Obi-Wan is still more powerful than him, so it's something he is forced to put off until he is…

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I haven't!

I just showed it to my 5 yr old daughter.
Her words:

Eggzactly. It's an obvious and forgone conclusion.

SPACESHIP!!!

Basically yeah. It's the Trek that was for all intents and purposes a Wars.

There's no shame in it. It's as close a thing there is to the final word.

They won't be as reviled as the prequels. They will universally be regarded as "not as good as the originals, better than the prequels".

That's so 1995.

Just as much as not to call too much attention to itself. Kershner and Marquand had styles different to Lucas, but were always understated.

I find his lack of faith dist…[slips on hamster ball, accidentally throws phone at wife's face, smashes own face into chesterfield, squishes hamster, RIP Meriadoc, cries and shits self]

I hope the show reads my comm…[gets scarf caught on spinning mannequin, smashes head on corner of display table covered in women's undergarments, bleeds on passing children, cries and shits self]

A bitey volley ball.

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