wimp. :P

You and I, we are the same. I was playing OoT last year and my 4 yr old started asking questions and wouldn't stop. Since then, we've gone through OoT, MM, WW, TP, and just started SS on Monday. I already had Hyrule Historia, but I bought her one of those ceramic Ocarinas for her birthday. She gets the controller…

I laugh every time "Killing In The Name Of" plays on the radio station I have to listen to at work (in an office, no less).
[censored] you, I won't do what'cha tell me.
[censored] you, I won't do what'cha tell me.
[censored] you, I won't do what'cha tell me.
[censored] YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT'CHA TELL ME!!!

Shshshshshshshshut up.

I didn't think the thing he said about Hoffman came off as mean. It sounded like he was just contemplating something mean Hoffman might have been directing towards himself. But I didn't read the whole interview, did he follow it up with "and a shit actor"?

[ignores, quits day job anyway]

and additionally, the ones who stand out to be immediately recognizable by name

Hey Hollywood, I wrote a screenplay you should buy:
In the year 2766, from centuries of global warming and forced abortions, the population of Earth is comprised entirely of black women. A white man appears in a time machine and begins a revolution! And everyone wears cool masks.
Call me.
My name is…

Ugh, this is stupid.
We should be waiting until late adolescence then naming children after their true skills or talents.

Fuck Morrissey.

I watched that Lars video on mute.
Best laugh I've had all week.
[is suddenly sad]

With this and an open-world Zelda, it's as if Nintendo has just learned about 21st century gaming.
[inb4 motion controls, and fuck you]

"PIT!!!" [humps air near other's face] - Me, to my friend after he ollied into a spike pit while navigating a maze I built for him with the park editor in Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater 2.

Jessica Rabbit? As played by Christina Hendricks?
[apologies in advance for exploding dicks]

Fuck Morrissey.

timmy-law

Oh yes, the Dane Cook of Shakespeare plays.

Actually, there wasn't.

"Well everyone hated in JPIII when we introduced a dinosaur no one's ever heard of to beat up the T-Rex and then basically be a bigger T-Rex, so they'll love it if we invent a new dinosaur to beat up the T-Rex and then basically be a bigger T-Rex."

Well, technically, WE weren't. The tetrapods were. Technically.