No, we're just getting old.

Fuck Morrissey.

It geek/nerd world would light the fuse, but the explosion would lose funding and get shelved for 5 to 10 years, then eventually get cancelled altogether.

Oh. Fancy.

Have you heard about our Prime Ministers' home invasions?

James Franco in James Franco's Wafflehaus!

We'll ask politely first of course, but how much of a fight would the one guy who lives there put up?

But why are your ketchup packets called fancy ketchup? Is fancy really what you're looking for when you go to McDick's?

Americatown

Ovaries can stand? I thought I'd learnt everything.

The wiki-wild-wild-net.

Nnnnnnope… I still can't take anything with the prefix "wiki" seriously. The internet is stupid.

@avclub-da518aecddbf5c94588f53562012c452:disqus though his superpower is that he can see.

Fuck Morrissey.

@avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus A secret. My own theory is that on his alien home planet, his name actually is, phonetically, "Thedoctor", and he just gets a kick out of people assuming it means something and plays along.

…but only when you line a thousand up at a thousand typewriters.

@avclub-db8419f41d890df802dca330e6284952:disqus "Doctor Who" isn't his name!!! guarghrgrrghrgh raghahgahagh[smashes vase, rips shirt, pulls out hair, shits self]

I did walk through Central Park to get to the fucking Guggenheim.
And I almost took my fucking kid to Cinderella on Broadway, but fuck those prices.

I'm content with the time I wasted detouring to see a certain firehouse on N Moore and Varick.

I just arrived home from NYC last night, and I also didn't go. I only had two days, so I had to see the fucking Empire State and the fucking Brooklyn Bridge and the fucking Statue. A little sad, but it was still fun.