Or in a life jacket, or on a ski lift, or in a coffin, or between a rock and hard place, or with a Bengal Tiger, or…

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus The Company You Keep. That was the other one. Other than that though, zip for the last 6 years.

Alas, I am referring to Fragments In Time. Sure, the instruments are still techno-synthesis, but it absolutely has the cadence of a country song. Don't believe me? You can square-dance to it.

I listened to RAM on an air plane last week. With exception to that country sounding song, I quite liked it. Also, it must be said at every opportunity that I'm a much better dancer than Colbert.

I just checked out his IMDB, and that's about right. It's only his second acting roll since 2007, but apparently he'll be in the next Captain America movie… so yeah.

Robert Redford still does things? I mean, I don't have a problem with that, but am still a little surprised.

What musician?!?!

Johnny Depp is the girly Skeet Ulrich… or maybe the fat Barry Pepper.

I didn't think the fashion police were that sternum.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus we're here! we're queer! now we're over here!!! …we think.

There were never any good ol' days,
They are today, they are tomorrow.
It's a stupid thing we say,
Cursing tomorrow with sorrow.

…Zombies don't die.

@avclub-e1124c85b8750ec73766ed905c3ff2b2:disqus Nothing wastes your life more than having kids.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus or overpopulation! I'm betting once we hit 10 bil, all our homo reserves will bust open. Everyone gay.

Freddie Mercury…. Sir Ian McKellen… …(suspected) Abraham Lincoln… …Ricky Martin…. I should stop.

Chris Brown, Orson Scott Card, Lena Dunham all die in freak Mexican stand-off magic-trick accident. All are (sort of) forgiven.

I didn't read into it that way. I sounded like Jourgensen was just trying to be facetious and Durst was all "Oh you think I won't?!?!!? Limp Biz-KITTAH! Choclit Sturfursh!!"… but it could just be how he tells it.

Now it's officially weird.

@PugsMalone:disqus oh wow… that takes me back… and I hate myself.

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus You don't have to be dumb to like The Offspring… you just have to be dumb to like the majority of their songs on each album they've put out since Ixnay. They've mastered the art of not giving a fuck, but tend to write one or two good songs an album. I think that's how…