Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of Glover….

Yeah, some only sympathize with legitimate ra[spills coffee on crotch, recoils and smashes head on cubicle corner, passes out, shits self]

It's not rapey. The line is "I know you want it", not "I assume you want it and that's good enough". Dude's done his research, I trust.

It's not sexist cuz the women are naked, it's sexist cuz the men aren't.

By far the best line readings. A few, in memorium:

I think we always knew he'd be the first to go, chasing the bigger and brighter…. we were wrong, and it was Chevy, with exception to the bigger and brighter part. Still I'm not surprised.

I'll be growing out my darkest timeline goatee in mourning.

Do you think articles like to cheat like comments do?

@WrongSirWrong:disqus aye, it does. I think it's telling that still to this day JP has some of the most well done and well utilized CGI in major motion pictures. They weren't sure if people would buy into it, so they had to put in the extra effort to make sure it worked. After it was a success though, the standards…

It was Iron Man.

Eh, Jack, you'll hate this one cuz it's so forced.

I was sold at "6 inches"…

An entire generation of people drinks cum-beer.

@avclub-f3ae73acef04bc05dc28783199c2a335:disqus Pedantic semantic panic!
Just the same though, "Christianity" is more a descriptive word of a religion than a religion itself; like a type, or a family. If you belong to particular sect, it's fine to self identify as a Christian, or be more specific - like a New Yorker…

It's the notice letter you get in the mail when you finally fall out of the loop and no longer understand the kids these days with their hip-hoppin' and beep-boppin'.

It's because "Christian" isn't a real religion. It's just an umbrella term for  a group of religions, like the ones you mentioned. I think it has something to do with which version of the bible they follow, or whatever.

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus Hey, my uncle from Calgary bought a house Pheonix. Is that a trend?

Liked for hilarity, but I gotta gripe that I think even good CGI is pretty terrible.

El Nino is a mythical beast, dude.

Video is unavailable in my area!?!?!