Winter running gear, and for the cops to find the fucker who stole my car's radio antenna.

I sincerely hope your honeymoon will be live-posted in that week's appropriate TI thread.

Love how you're delivering that A- grade in a very "meh" kind of fashion. TELL US ABOUT IT!

Roommate brought home to Sazerac. Fuck. Yeah. It's the only rye I've ever had to really bring out the peppery qualities that define a rye.

Your tux is bad-ass looking. I don't see why there's other words in your post.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus, I like your version of history best.

Only This American Life can make an entire episode out of their own apology and make it fan-fucking-tastic.

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me, y'know?

Her last words will be "Spring Break forever, y'all."

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, AV CLUB:

I picked it up for my roommate. He said it builds the myth of "The Room" up quite well, while also providing a lot of key explanations and answers to all of our questions.

His presentation of The Room as a dark comedy is embodied in his delivery of the line, "Hey everyone, we're expecting!" So half-hearted and dead inside despite what it should mean to people.

Nobody's ever mistaken me for Poppin' Fresh.

Nah mean.

I came from the past to remind you about the uncertainty of the future and the horror of the present.

I'm desperately trying to avoid that image in my head, and I'm about 70% successful so far.

BUT IF YOU CLOSE THESE SITES DOWN, WHERE WILL I DOWNLOAD MY RINGTONE MIDIS?!

What the hell does this even mean?!

Girl needs to fix her weave.

My understanding was that they both stopped production, but TBS just keeps them around.