And people will tip you if you do it when everyone notices a fat person walking into the room.

Takes up too much time. When you have a time machine, you go and you fucking do it.

Granted. And I agree with you, as I cannot think of a single sitcom OR drama currently on the air centered around a black family, regardless of being functional or not.

[Dusts off my BRING BACK PLATYPUS MAN picket sign].

HOW MANY TIMES IS SHE GOING TO GET LOCKED IN THAT DAMN VAULT!?

I thought the family on My Wife and Kids was fairly functional. Religious, even. It surprised me even then that there was a show whose basic concept centered on raising a functional family in light of the situation of pre-marital pregnancy.

Al Roker pointed this out. It made some very short rounds on the parental-locked Internet.

You don't know what the jazz is all about!

It pays to be even slightly younger.

*Seth Green attends the funeral, farts in the casket*

If you're suggesting that Lady Gaga should make Nazi-sploitation films the next step in her career, I'd say you're a madman.

Thank you.

No actual phalli. Just our mental fixations on them.

Because, Burl, life's not fair.

[Waits for Lying Cat to re-confirm].

It wasn't that bad, in comparison.

There's almost way too much going on here.

Why can't they just give this story an original title? Are suits so afraid that an odd-ball love story unattached to anything already loved and familiar to the audience is doomed to fail by virtue of being itself? Are they that dependent on the good-will stored within nostalgia?!

It's at that point that I ran out of the theater so that I may vomit with rage.

Such a cool word!